Total Medals Earned: 117 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,665 Points
Medals Earned: 7/19 (240/645 points)
Yum Yum
Good job!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Reveal the true face of evil!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee